this is one of the cutest things i've seen in a long time

In other news, i'm busy again, lots of work. if you want to see me ever, i take breaks for grey's anatomy, coffee, various alcoholic beverages and vegan scones. you can get my attention with those.

on grills

for (just) a minute grills were sweet (for lack of a better word), a testament to earlier rapper's dental apparati and a sign of wealth and success while still "keeping it real"

lets talk about why grills are not cool now:
1.) everyone has one. brooke hogan wears a fucking grill. she is definitely not keeping anything real.
2.) pretty much everyone who wears one looks like a fucking homeless man who lost all his teeth...exhibit a

3.) i know that not everyone who puts on a grill is brushing before and after, and just think about all the gunk you're holding in there. ughhh
4.) they aren't really a fashion statement if everyone has one
5.) seriously, why would you put diamonds and gold in your mouth? remember the sensation you get on your teeth when you chew on tin foil? i used to gag when the orthodontist took molds of my teeth and put them in my mouth... i cant imagine having heavy shit on your teeth is comfortable.

and on top of all this, grills can cause gum disease and are banned in several texan school districts! thats it.