two letters from the heart:

dear new jersey,
howcome every time i go to a show in you, i see prepubescent girls making out? oh, and the smoking ban needs to begin. please advise,
sincerely,
jesse.

dear young girls,
just because she doesn't have boobs yet does not make her any less of a woman.
all the best,
jesse.

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